...This is NOT me.
I wanted to make that crystal clear, before the Grand Ole Party comes a-gunnin' for me.
This guy Kevin (aka Draft Pick), who is wise not to mention his last name, went on YouTube approximately five days ago, claiming to be the father of Bristol Palin's unborn child. If you listen to the video, there's more loopholes in his story than songs on his Myspace page, which he conveniently shouts out repeatedly in the video. What's really surprising is how many people are just eating up this story. As a matter of fact, I pointed out one of many inconsistencies, and someone went as far as to say "Clean your wax infested ears and listen again, carefully." Ouch. It just goes to show how much people believe in this. I mean, any jackass can make a video on YouTube, take this for example. And people lie on the internet via the Tube all the time; the lonelygirl15 chronicles come to mind right now, or this Zelda movie that is (not) coming out. But I digress. The only reason for this is clearly so this guy can spread the word about his questionable music, and it's working so far (150,000+ YouTube views). But for his sake, he'd better know more about the law than he does music; I'm no law student, but I believe this could qualify as slander, as he is essentially calling Sarah Palin a liar and a racist. I hope that he blows up before this story does. To show my support for DP, I'm posting a link to his Myspace myself... three times. OK, four.