Star Fox 64 Quotes gone wrong



I, like approximately 15% of the population (comparable to the 86.1% of people who make up statistics for their own purposes) use quotes from the classic video game in my regular life. Although this will get an occasional laugh from people as cool as I am, SF64 quotes are not always appropriate. Presenting "Star Fox Quotes to Avoid During Sex."




"You're becoming more like your father."


"Geez Laweez! What is THAT?!?"

"This is horrible."
"This can't be happening!"

"Don't go dying on me!"
"I'll go it alone from here."

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September 26, 2009 at 1:13 PM

Here are some more SF64 quotes (from the English translation, mind you), but this time, I'm going to introduce a few more scenarios:

Home:
Mother: You made your bed! I'm so happy!
Son: "I guess it's YOUR turn to be thankful." (Falco)

Your car:
Driver: (After his friend pushes a car down the hill to watch it "barrel roll") "Shoot, Ive taken damage!" (Falco)
Police officer on duty: You know, doing a barrel roll with your car isn't exactly safe. It's gonna cost you big time to fix it.
Driver: "I guess I should be thankful." (Falco)

X-Files:
Mulder: (After saving Scully from yet another alien) Scully! Are you all right?
Scully: "Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell." (Falco)

(At the dentist)
Dentist: (To unwilling patient) "Now you will feel true pain!" (Andross)

(The Apprentice)
Donald Trump: (To a bad "employee") You're fired.
Employee: "My emperor! I've failed you!" (Corneria Easy Route Boss)

That's all for now.